And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.
Oh the good old days
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American History 101
True life: I got kicked out of class in the third grade for bringing this up.
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Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]
When he says “really” ;’)
Never leave this un-reblogged
What a dear human being he is.
That smile tho 😊
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following back everyone
I still want to see the Brooklyn bridge
My brother is seriously the worst kind of human being. The world don’t need ppl like him. Useless junkie
He hasn’t even been gone a full 24 hours and he misses me ❤️ and that’s why my baby daddy is a keeper
this will be my child
As a Native American this little girl is alright
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That is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
"City morgue you kill em we chill em"
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